“If you’re gonna eat all of that bread anyway, why not eat the basket too.”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 164
“When your dog dies on a Monday morning, there aren’t many other places for you to take him.”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 165
“You’re gonna regret wearing a tux for this…”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 160
(via earwolf)
“Oysters and clams for your Uncle Shump-Tingo!”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 162
“Will you get me the frozen carrots to put on my chest?”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 163
“Seriously? Get your finger outta there.”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, listener-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 161
Why do today what will almost assuredly be seen as inconsequential when history looks back upon it?
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 159
“Eat your macaroni, Clarence!”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 157
(via earwolf)
“Wait’ll you get a load of Judy. Man oh man!”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 156
I dunno about this one…
“Too weird to live, too rare to die, and too legit to quit”
- Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 155
“An emotional, moving, panoramic account of Jews in America.”
- Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 154
“Like knife noises for your earholes.”
- Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 153
“Please wait while I shit in the mouth of awesome.”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 152
“Science, don’t lick the computer!”
-Scott Aukerman testing out a new, fan-submitted catchphrase on Comedy Bang Bang ep. 151.