Well it’s Hollywood facts and we’re going downtown. We’re going to Inglewood now. Everybody do your facts and know your stars, there’s glitz and glamour and lots of bars. Get a drink at a club. Then go walk in front of Chinese Theater.
Take out your dick
Check out the facts it’s the Hollywood facts
I made a Jesse “the mind/body/soul” Ventura poster for James Adomian.
Two years ago my girlfriend (still my girlfriend, not yet my ex-girlfriend) made me this custom one-of-a-kind Comedy Bang Bang action figure for my birthday. It took me totally by surprise and it still makes me smile every time I look at it. Oh yeah, my name is Jet so that’s why the card says what it says.
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"Alright, so this isn’t that worked out, but this is a true story. One time I said to a guy, uh that I love learning new things. I was like, ‘I’m a bit of an infomaniac.’ And he thought I said nymphomaniac. So he fucked me. And I said, ‘no no no, I like info. I’m an INFOmaniac.’ He said, ‘here’s some info: you just got fucked. Clean yourself up.’"
This smells like Listler, to me.
So there’s some sort of CBB graffiti conspiracy going on in Manhattan.
#Comedy Bang Bang
"Scott, just–just close your eyes. And I want you to taste this… Would you say that’s a good tasting mushroom that you have there? Pretty tasty, right? What if I told you that that those mushrooms were grown on my body?"
Vote please, it’s your civic duty.
The Poet Laureate of the West. From this week’s Comedy Bang Bang!
Also, Number Two in my line of kinda legit-looking fake comedy books.
Ugh I love so hard that Andrea’s art got used in the show and that Sara Pocock’s illustration informed Fourvel’s costume.
I only fell into Earwolf and eventually Bang Bang because I was a huge nerdy fan who wanted to do nerdy fan stuff and that nerdy fan stuff got noticed and appreciated and got me involved. So it’s my favorite thing in the world to see that happen with other nerdy fans. Plus THIS ART SO GOOOD!
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I STILL CAN’T BELIEVE THIS HAPPENED. I would fully celebrate right now but it’s like 1am and I am basically asleep in my bed. I WILL show you this:
(PS: I’m gonna need SO many screencaps.)